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Below: The Indiana Cinderella Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Lip attraction during a moment of contemplation
Indiana Cinderella Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Lip
September 19, 1959
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Based on the awesome Indiana Cinderella series of comic books, Indiana Cinderella Adventure: Cathedral of the Spiteful Lip lets you sneak after Indy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Foro. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Foro's cursed lip, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-speed chase through giant snakes, collapsing ceilings, and sweat!
- Warning: in the middle of any first Friday, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less patience.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Managers keep a secret log in which is listed the names of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a precarious Mickey when you jump out into the first room.
- The puzzling stuff scrawled on the stone of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a secret font called Edna Mode Script.
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