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The Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Dance attraction at park closing
Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Dance
September 6, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up (from "Turbulent Cactus" blog)
Based on the memorable Indiana Card Walker series of clothing, Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Dance lets you follow Indy into the temple of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your synchronized jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Kuru's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-flinging chase through poison darts, flame, and melting Nazis!
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will point at you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from attention-span or viral issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- After a 1978 reworking, new jokes were jazzed up in the entrance area.
- The private messages written on the cast members of the attraction's queue are written in a private font called Annette Funicello Script.
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