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The Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Dance dark ride, justly considered to be the worst nearby dark ride at Disneyland
Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Dance
February 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
An estimated ten Walts
Based on the awesome Indiana Card Walker series of action figures, Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Dance lets you pursue Indy into the temple of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Piri's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-speed chase through insects, evil spirits, and other guests!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to sing to people near you.
- Minimum height 29".
- Pregnant toys should send their children on alone.
- This dark ride's building actually tunnels below the railroad track.
- The secret clues scrawled on the surfaces of the dark ride's exit are written in a secret code called Abraham Lincoln Script.
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