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Above: Goofy's rose-falling photo of Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Sanctuary of the Wicked Statue
Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Sanctuary of the Wicked Statue
March 10, 2007
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Based on the marketable Indiana Card Walker series of skits, Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Sanctuary of the Wicked Statue lets you slowly pursue Indy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Vara's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-speed chase through poison darts, collapsing ceilings, and bruises!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to use something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland bloggers might try to find this attraction less than a half hour prior to regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 49".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for teenagers.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
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