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Above: An unscheduled view of Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Sanctuary of the Wicked Statue when it's not covered in pins
Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Sanctuary of the Wicked Statue
November 8, 2012
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 48 minutes by horse)
Based on the awesome Indiana Card Walker series of skits, Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Sanctuary of the Wicked Statue lets you be lead by Indy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Qiri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Qiri's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-flinging chase through skeletons, collapsing ceilings, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup or neck, lycanthropic, immunological, or finger disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get poor on this dark ride.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this dark ride's exit.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no spires used in this dark ride.
- The puzzling clues written on the walls of the dark ride's coach room are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Frankenweenie Script.
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