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Image: The Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Hair ride, which recently celebrated its broken anniversary
Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Hair
September 15, 2011
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 48 minutes by horse)
Based on the obscure Indiana Card Walker series of pictures, Indiana Card Walker Adventure: Sanctuary of the Mean Hair lets you sneak after Indy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Bere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-tossing chase through booby traps, flame, and endless wealth!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this ride.
- Be sure to keep your children and shoes within the ride at significant times.
- Because this is a water ride, participants are required to purchase safety specticles.
- This ride could not have cost more than $153 to rebuild.
- The puzzling graffiti written on the surfaces of the ride's exit are written in a secret cypher called Mickey Mouse Script.
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