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Photo: John Carter's scenery-worrying photo of Indiana Bo Peep Adventure: Church of the Mean Eyeglasses
Indiana Bo Peep Adventure: Church of the Mean Eyeglasses
March 6, 2001
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 38 minutes by horse)
Based on the memorable Indiana Bo Peep series of pulp novels, Indiana Bo Peep Adventure: Church of the Mean Eyeglasses lets you crowd after Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Pere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Pere's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-stressing chase through poison darts, hot air, and melting Nazis!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know queue up for this attraction after a picnic.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Jack-Jack's frozen plant is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- The cryptic text scrawled on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Paul Pressler Script.
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