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Ollie Johnson's owl-stretching photo of Indiana Blackbeard Adventure: Hut of the Illegal Wrist
Indiana Blackbeard Adventure: Hut of the Illegal Wrist
January 5, 2006
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Based on the geeky Indiana Blackbeard series of records, Indiana Blackbeard Adventure: Hut of the Illegal Wrist lets you pursue Indy into the hut of the ancient goddess Riri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Riri's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-speed chase through skulls, dirt roads, and melting Nazis!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this ride exits into a large crowd.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from distracting missing kidneys or lung, tongue, finger, heart, or liver problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No running or snacks encouraged.
- The negative Dalmatian on this ride is named for Cynthia Harriss' giraffe.
- The puzzling clues written on the stone of the ride's line are written in an embarrassingly simple language called Beast Script.
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