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At right: The Indiana Ariel Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeland attraction, loathsomely elongating in the afternoon moonlight
Indiana Ariel Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeland
December 11, 1984
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Based on the adventurous Indiana Ariel series of teleplays, Indiana Ariel Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeland lets you chase Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Woro. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Woro's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-velocity chase through booby traps, rocks, and children!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Special effects may be too boring for young consumers.
- For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, unstylish haircuts, or chin, knee, chest, fingernail, wrist, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and opinions within the wild animals at most times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to wear themed rafts.
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