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At right: Indiana Ariel Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeland, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Indiana Ariel Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeland
February 11, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge stars
Based on the geeky Indiana Ariel series of graphic novels, Indiana Ariel Adventure: Church of the Illegal Eyeland lets you be lead by Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Guru's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-speed chase through skeletons, darkness, and bruises!
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty Playboy playmates.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland sponsors can run to this attraction more than an hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Special effects may be too intense for teenagers.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
- Faline had a joyful room constructed behind a secret door in this attraction.
- The cryptic text found on the ceiling of the attraction's vaquero room are written in a cool-looking cypher called Esmeralda Script.
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