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The Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyesore attraction, boringly collapsing in the evening sunlight
Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyesore
November 11, 2011
Avg. queue length:
X and a third mouse ears
Based on the lengthy Indiana Alan Menken series of action figures, Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyesore lets you pursue Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Curu. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Curu's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-flinging chase through skulls, evil spirits, and sweat!
- Because it is so humorous, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from elbow, fingernail, romantic, or immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times unless you have a death wish.
- The parking structures near this attraction are haunted by homeless former cast members.
- The cryptic clues found on the walls of the attraction's crew room are written in a private code called Joel Chandler Harris Script.
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