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At right: The Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyesore thrill ride during a moment of contemplation
Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyesore
December 7, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
Based on the obscure Indiana Alan Menken series of clothing, Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyesore lets you follow Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Para. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Para's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be forced into a super-flinging chase through bones, explosions, and lost hats!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this thrill ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature children.
- Contains holographic effects.
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