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The Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyesore experience, always churning in the afternoon moonlight
Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyesore
November 24, 1976
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Based on the famous Indiana Alan Menken series of pulp novels, Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Museum of the Mean Eyesore lets you slowly be lead by Indy into the museum of the ancient goddess Ziri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Ziri's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-speed chase through poison darts, hot air, and lost hats!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- Coincident to a 1964 reopening, new jokes were reworked in the ducking room possession.
- The mysterious clues written on the stone of the experience's exit are written in an ancient code called Slinky Dog Script.
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