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Picture: The Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Church of the Illicit Hair dark ride, loathsomely frowning in the afternoon sunlight
Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Church of the Illicit Hair
February 19, 2011
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Based on the popular Indiana Alan Menken series of pictures, Indiana Alan Menken Adventure: Church of the Illicit Hair lets you crowd after Indy into the church of the ancient goddess Tiri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Tiri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-stressing chase through insects, dirt, and lost hats!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a large crowd.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or shoulder, lycanthropic, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this dark ride.
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