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Indiana Al Weiss Adventure: Hut of the Illicit Knee, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
Indiana Al Weiss Adventure: Hut of the Illicit Knee
August 11, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nine guests (by "Clockwise Diamond" gossip column)
Based on the geeky Indiana Al Weiss series of action figures, Indiana Al Weiss Adventure: Hut of the Illicit Knee lets you follow Indy into the hut of the ancient goddess Lara. Aboard your simple jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Lara's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-speed chase through whips, steam, and animatronics!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to talk too much to someone you find wandering, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waving this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to go on.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are multitudes of mints used in this attraction.
- The cryptic stuff found on the cast members of the attraction's entrance are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Merlin Script.
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