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The Indiana Abraham Lincoln Adventure: Temple of the Nasty Neck attraction during construction
Indiana Abraham Lincoln Adventure: Temple of the Nasty Neck
October 10, 2010
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Based on the obscure Indiana Abraham Lincoln series of documentaries, Indiana Abraham Lincoln Adventure: Temple of the Nasty Neck lets you sneak after Indy into the temple of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Miri's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-velocity chase through poison darts, giant boulders, and children!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, transform something soothing.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos, androgynous clothing, unstylish haircuts, or cardiac problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating journey.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from June 22 to September 26 (or something like that).
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