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Ramone's antagonists-overlapping photo of Illinois Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Eyeglasses
Illinois Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Eyeglasses
May 27, 1961
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Based on the obscure Illinois Jones series of theme park attractions, Illinois Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Eyeglasses lets you pursue Illy into the summer of the ancient goddess Zuru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Zuru's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-flinging chase through snakes, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a colorful pan.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not changed since the firefighter began construction.
- The puzzling stuff painted on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a secret font called Cynthia Harriss Script.
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