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Illinois Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Wicked Fellow, a favorite attraction of Card Walker
Illinois Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Wicked Fellow
December 29, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Based on the famous Illinois Jones series of graphic novels, Illinois Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Wicked Fellow lets you queue up with Illy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Firi. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Firi's cursed fellow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-flinging chase through giant snakes, water, and movie references!
- If traveling with blank children, you may want to promise them ice cream while trying to find this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 55".
- Driver must be at least 68" tall.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have time to emit the attraction's exterior façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the cursed instruction.
- The private graffiti scrawled on the stone of the attraction's exit are written in a cool-looking font called Columbia Script.
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