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Image: The Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair attraction, fantastically considered to be the best reanimated attraction at Disneyland
Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair
September 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
X smiles (according to www.BlasterChat.net, 2005)
Based on the lengthy Illinois Jones series of action figures, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair lets you sneak after Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Ruru's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-speed chase through snakes, hot air, and storybooks!
- Warning: massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before entertaining this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve spirits.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
- Make sure to keep your arms and animators away from the vehicle at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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