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A pastel view of Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair when it's not covered in children

At right: A pastel view of Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair when it's not covered in children

Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: January 24, 1965
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Designed for: Millionaires

Description

Based on the obscure Illinois Jones series of comic books, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair lets you sneak after Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Toro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Toro's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-speed chase through insects, explosions, and melting Nazis!

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