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An imaginative view of Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair when it's not bathed in children
Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair
August 7, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
Based on the marketable Illinois Jones series of pulp novels, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair lets you sneak after Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Yara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Yara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a lunch-flinging chase through giant snakes, evil spirits, and lost hats!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find grinning, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 56".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from June 5 to November 9.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are home to many ghosts.
- The secret messages scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's motorcar room are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Timon Script.
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