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At right: A pastel view of Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair when it's not covered in children
Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair
January 24, 1965
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Based on the obscure Illinois Jones series of comic books, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair lets you sneak after Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Toro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Toro's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-speed chase through insects, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with a large group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 17 years old to ride with a child.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- Experience may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
- Guests may get tired on this experience.
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