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The Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair attraction during a moment of contemplation
Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair
June 25, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Illinois Jones series of action figures, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair lets you follow Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Hiri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Hiri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-tossing chase through snakes, steam, and children!
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Shortest guest must be at least 62" (unless it's Groundhog Day) tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from wrist, liver, leg, chin, or neck problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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