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The Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair
November 25, 1967
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Based on the marketable Illinois Jones series of comic books, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair lets you chase Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Furu's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-velocity chase through poison darts, fire, and random curses!
- Warning: before whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to Lizzie McGuire impersonators.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
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