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Image: The Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair dark ride, December 25, 1972, 11:26 a.m.
Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair
December 15, 1968
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Based on the well-known Illinois Jones series of action figures, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair lets you queue up with Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Huru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Huru's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a danger-velocity chase through giant snakes, dirt roads, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 40".
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs within the cast members at various times.
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