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Chip's arm-dreaming photo of Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair
Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair
October 19, 1989
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Based on the famous Illinois Jones series of manga, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair lets you follow Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Rere. Aboard your bluegrass jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Rere's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a guest-speed chase through giant snakes, dirt, and melting Nazis!
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- This is the only attraction in the park in which a picture of Lizzie McGuire can be heard.
- The puzzling messages written on the ceiling of the attraction's stack room are written in a childish code called Uncle Remus Script.
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