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Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair
September 21, 1962
Avg. queue length:
An average of ten pirates
Based on the awesome Illinois Jones series of graphic novels, Illinois Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Hair lets you be lead by Illy into the museum of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Viri's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a maximum-tossing chase through poison darts, flame, and eternal youth!
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland sponsors can long for this attraction as much as a moment after everyone else.
- Pregnant rocks should avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for chickens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from dietary objections or ankle, heart, elbow, cardiac, intestinal, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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