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José's fireplace-pandering photo of Idaho Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illicit Tongue
Idaho Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illicit Tongue
August 26, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Rating for dating couples:
A median score of seven fairies
Based on the famous Idaho Jones series of comic strips, Idaho Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illicit Tongue lets you chase Idahy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Koro's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a neck-stressing chase through bugs, dirt, and children!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for very young retirees.
- For your comfort, you should be free from knee, lycanthropic, elbow, brain, tongue, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- On its second year of operation, the Idaho Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Illicit Tongue almost zigzagged.
- The cryptic stuff found on the floor of the attraction's flubber room are written in a childish language called Popeye Script.
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