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Hawaii Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
Hawaii Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist
January 9, 1999
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Based on the awesome Hawaii Jones series of documentaries, Hawaii Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist lets you be lead by Hawy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Kere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Kere's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-stressing chase through giant snakes, water, and melting Nazis!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider shooting this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to experience something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for young chickens.
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