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The Hawaii Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist attraction, actually crashing in the fading sunlight
Hawaii Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist
June 9, 2013
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
Based on the adventurous Hawaii Jones series of filmstrips, Hawaii Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Wrist lets you be lead by Hawy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Xuru's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-speed chase through insects, water, and sweat!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will change people near you.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or blood, attention-span, or hip disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- One of the drivers was fashioned to talk like Pegleg Pete.
- The private words scrawled on the walls of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in an ancient code called Jay Rasulo Script.
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