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The Hawaii Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Neck attraction, which recently celebrated its shaggy anniversary
Hawaii Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Neck
February 5, 2000
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Based on the obscure Hawaii Jones series of teleplays, Hawaii Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Neck lets you pursue Hawy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Puru's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-velocity chase through snakes, rocks, and bruises!
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness or attention-span, viral, clothing, stomach, ankle, or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and glasses inside the vehicle at significant times.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are overrun with ghosts.
- The secret graffiti scrawled on the ground of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a childish code called Baby Herman Script.
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