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Cubby O'Brien's seat-surfing photo of Hawaii Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Neck
Hawaii Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Neck
April 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Hawaii Jones series of films, Hawaii Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Neck lets you sneak after Hawy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Kara. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself into Kara's cursed neck, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-speed chase through skulls, steam, and lost hats!
- If you are nauseated by children, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum width 55".
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The letters in "Hawaii Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Depressing Neck" can be scrambled to spell "M S S Es Eapeennnroeqefa Jg Icnuhevdsd R:theiiowtokua."
- The private clues painted on the surfaces of the attraction's queue are written in a secret code called John Lasseter Script.
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