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Hawaii Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Black-Market Liver, a favorite dark ride of Tex
Hawaii Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Black-Market Liver
December 21, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge thumbs down
Based on the awesome Hawaii Jones series of action figures, Hawaii Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Black-Market Liver lets you sneak after Hawy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Diri. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Diri's cursed liver, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-tossing chase through bones, flame, and lost hats!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this dark ride is broken.
- Minimum height 31".
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this dark ride may melt.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and enemies away from the other guests at significant times.
- All of this dark ride's rooms are decorated with characters from classic literature.
- The private text scrawled on the walls of the dark ride's stroller-parking area are written in a secret language called Tom Script.
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