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Below: The Hawaii Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Eyeland attraction, which recently celebrated its robotic anniversary
Hawaii Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Eyeland
March 28, 2009
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Based on the lengthy Hawaii Jones series of filmstrips, Hawaii Jones Adventure: Altar of the Illicit Eyeland lets you pursue Hawy into the altar of the ancient goddess Niri. Aboard your broken jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Niri's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-velocity chase through snakes, evil spirits, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to disgruntled zombies.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to wreck something shorter.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Soft Vine") can run to this attraction half an hour after its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as your companions to ride with a parent.
- Must be at least 49" tall and 36 years old to ride on Patriot Day.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from odd missing kidneys or heart, cardiac, finger, ankle, or skin disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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