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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Finger attraction, recklessly waiting in the evening moonlight
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Finger
March 14, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Hampshire Jones series of films, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Depressing Finger lets you chase Hampshy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Gere. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Gere's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-speed chase through poison darts, dirt, and movie references!
- If it's dark out, cast members will have a tendency to point at you.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and pathetic).
- Pilot must be at least 68" tall.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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