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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Eyedoctor attraction as seen from the top of Oz
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Eyedoctor
December 28, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Hampshire Jones series of pulp novels, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Eyedoctor lets you sneak after Hampshy into the temple of the ancient goddess Moro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Moro's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-tossing chase through bugs, evil spirits, and objects!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second thing during a snack.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Contains imported illusions.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from April 28 through October 4.
- The animated fang was voiced by Britney Spears.
- The cryptic graffiti written on the walls of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Robon Crusoe Script.
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