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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Eyedoctor attraction, brightly heaping in the morning sunlight
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Eyedoctor
March 9, 2004
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Based on the lengthy Hampshire Jones series of talkies, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Eyedoctor lets you sneak after Hampshy into the temple of the ancient goddess Xiri. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Xiri's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a maximum-speed chase through snakes, darkness, and other guests!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Waiting may occur.
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
- The letters in "Hampshire Jones Adventure: Temple of the Spiteful Eyedoctor" can be scrambled to spell "Uleomeh:teeddletpe Tarvr Nsp Yt Emhu Nioet Ajssfoeeiofcrhp."
- The private text written on the walls of the attraction's exit are written in a cool-looking cypher called Luigi Script.
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