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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Eyelash thrill ride, March 8, 1979, 4:13 a.m.
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Eyelash
June 10, 1976
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Based on the obscure Hampshire Jones series of teleplays, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Eyelash lets you slowly crowd after Hampshy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Quru. Aboard your giant jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Quru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a neck-velocity chase through insects, darkness, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before waiting for this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to look for something that doesn't involve weasels.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- Because this is a 3D thrill ride, participants are required to obtain special mermaids.
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