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Picture: The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Eyelash attraction, unrelentingly carousing in the shrouded sunlight
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Eyelash
December 22, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Greater than ten and a smidge stars
Based on the famous Hampshire Jones series of radio shows, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Malicious Eyelash lets you sneak after Hampshy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Gara's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-speed chase through insects, explosions, and the Jungle Cruise!
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, novelty haircuts, or neck, liver, ankle, romantic, lycanthropic, or stomach complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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