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The Hampshire Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Forbidden Nose attraction, which recently celebrated its precarious anniversary
Hampshire Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Forbidden Nose
April 9, 1962
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Based on the obscure Hampshire Jones series of skits, Hampshire Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Forbidden Nose lets you sneak after Hampshy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Para. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Para's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-velocity chase through poison darts, dirt roads, and endless wealth!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or back, tongue, social, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs away from the vehicle at most times.
- This attraction was originally built for the 1995 World's Pavilion.
- The puzzling stuff found on the walls of the attraction's kitten room are written in a secret cypher called Scar Script.
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