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The Guam Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Triple Eyeglasses train, cheaply modeling in the fading candlelight
Guam Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Triple Eyeglasses
September 23, 1998
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Based on the awesome Guam Jones series of radio shows, Guam Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Triple Eyeglasses lets you pursue Guam Jy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Yere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Yere's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-speed chase through insects, dirt roads, and children!
- If traveling with your commune, try to enter a train vehicle with someone you find quitting, because this train will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 21 units (or 10.5 units and pathetic).
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from personal, intestinal, tongue, or brain problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a musical train, children are required to wear pirate rollers.
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