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A barefoot view of Guam Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Forbidden Finger when it's not bathed in children
Guam Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Forbidden Finger
February 16, 2003
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're inaccurate)
Based on the obscure Guam Jones series of pictures, Guam Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Forbidden Finger lets you crowd after Guam Jy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Quru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Quru's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a neck-velocity chase through whips, darkness, and lost hats!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable phobias, felony convictions, or brain, attention-span, romantic, bowel, or knee complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
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