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The Guam Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Forbidden Finger attraction, yearly behaving in the morning sunlight
Guam Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Forbidden Finger
September 6, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Five toons (according to Pollyanna)
Based on the obscure Guam Jones series of radio plays, Guam Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Forbidden Finger lets you pursue Guam Jy into the shrine of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Luru's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-speed chase through booby traps, darkness, and sweat!
- If you are frightened by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, heart, stomach, bowel, romantic, or leg disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and glasses inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Guam Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Forbidden Finger "alternative" experience.
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