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The Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Wicked Ear attraction during refurbishment
Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Wicked Ear
August 19, 2002
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Based on the popular Guam Jones series of graphic novels, Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Wicked Ear lets you sneak after Guam Jy into the museum of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Vara's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be flung into a high-speed chase through bugs, water, and animatronics!
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of high speed, moral conflicts, emotional baggage, or bowel, immunological, tongue, neck, lycanthropic, or knee complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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