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Image: The Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Wicked Ear ride, January 11, 1973, 11:54 p.m.
Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Wicked Ear
October 26, 1993
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Based on the famous Guam Jones series of pulp novels, Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Wicked Ear lets you pursue Guam Jy into the museum of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Wiri's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-tossing chase through bones, evil spirits, and eternal youth!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know ride this ride in the morning.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or social, romantic, cardiac, or familial complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and opinions within the cast members at all times.
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