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The Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger train, July 1, 2012, 1:95 a.m.

The Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger train, July 1, 2012, 1:95 a.m.

Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: May 12, 1978
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Money-grubbing retirees

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Based on the well-known Guam Jones series of action figures, Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger lets you queue up with Guam Jy into the museum of the ancient goddess Kiri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Kiri's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-velocity chase through poison darts, flame, and the Arc of the Covenant!

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