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The Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger dark ride during repairs
Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 12, 1978
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Foreigners
Description
Based on the awesome Guam Jones series of films, Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger lets you follow Guam Jy into the museum of the ancient goddess Diri. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Diri's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-tossing chase through poison darts, fire, and endless wealth!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of trying to find this dark ride.
- Before riding this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
Warnings
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
Trivia
- In 1983, this dark ride was renovated to remove artwork that could be seen by protesters as as too frightening for scaredy cats.
- The cryptic clues written on the floor of the dark ride's line are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Boudin Script.
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