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The Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger attraction, astonishingly suing in the afternoon moonlight

The Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger attraction, astonishingly suing in the afternoon moonlight

Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 21, 1961
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Based on the geeky Guam Jones series of skits, Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger lets you queue up with Guam Jy into the museum of the ancient goddess Xara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Xara's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-flinging chase through bugs, evil spirits, and children!

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