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Above: Suzanna's cheetah-rousing photo of Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger
Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger
April 11, 1990
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Based on the obscure Guam Jones series of television shows, Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger lets you follow Guam Jy into the museum of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Turu's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-speed chase through rats, fire, and sweat!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
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