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The Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger attraction at midday

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Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 21, 1956
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero churros

Description

Based on the lengthy Guam Jones series of dime novels, Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger lets you sneak after Guam Jy into the museum of the ancient goddess Dara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Dara's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-speed chase through bugs, collapsing ceilings, and random curses!

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