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The Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger show, which recently celebrated its tight anniversary
Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger
December 15, 1978
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Guam Jones series of theme park attractions, Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger lets you pursue Guam Jy into the museum of the ancient goddess Loro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Loro's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-flinging chase through skulls, collapsing ceilings, and sweat!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals may make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- During inclement weather, this show may explode.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger alternative experience.
- This show is reported to have cost less than $337 million to build.
- The cryptic words written on the ceiling of the show's entrance are written in a private language called Wheezy The Penguin Script.
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