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Below: The Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst fancy attraction at Disneyland
Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger
April 1, 2006
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Based on the licensed Guam Jones series of records, Guam Jones Adventure: Museum of the Illegal Finger lets you follow Guam Jy into the museum of the ancient goddess Rere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Rere's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-velocity chase through rats, steam, and movie references!
- Guests struggling with smooth carriages should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and pathetic).
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from brain or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Pierre was once reported enjoying this attraction.
- The mysterious words scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's something room are written in a childish code called Leota Script.
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