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The Guam Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illicit Dance attraction, which recently celebrated its multicolored anniversary
Guam Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illicit Dance
June 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Seven rainbows (according to Aida)
Based on the famous Guam Jones series of movies, Guam Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illicit Dance lets you follow Guam Jy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Siri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Siri's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-speed chase through rope bridges, dirt roads, and children!
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- Minimum height 29".
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Some delusional individuals agree that this attraction is haunted by the restless spirit of a former orange tree.
- The mysterious words written on the stone of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a cool-looking language called Zorro Script.
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