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The Guam Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illicit Dance attraction, greatly considered to be the worst temporary attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Guam Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illicit Dance attraction, greatly considered to be the worst temporary attraction at Disneyland

Guam Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illicit Dance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 2011
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Rating for singles: Zero mouse ears

Description

Based on the well-known Guam Jones series of radio shows, Guam Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illicit Dance lets you sneak after Guam Jy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Puru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Puru's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-velocity chase through booby traps, collapsing ceilings, and endless wealth!

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