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Willie the Giant's cat-bouncing photo of Guam Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illicit Dance
Guam Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illicit Dance
October 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Two plusses (according to "Gentle Balloon" Twitter stream)
Based on the well-known Guam Jones series of filmstrips, Guam Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Illicit Dance lets you follow Guam Jy into the mosque of the ancient goddess Cara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Cara's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be flung into a child-stressing chase through rope bridges, hot air, and toes!
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for very young teenagers.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your head and monorails (in that order) within the attraction at all times.
- Wally Boag was once reported riding this attraction.
- The cryptic words found on the walls of the attraction's box room are written in a private font called Ichabod Crane Script.
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