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The Guam Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Dance attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Guam Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Dance
May 27, 1983
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Based on the awesome Guam Jones series of theme park attractions, Guam Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Dance lets you chase Guam Jy into the church of the ancient goddess Juru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Juru's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-flinging chase through insects, water, and other guests!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to find something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 46".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for adults.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Because this is an astronomical attraction, participants are required to glimpse safety specticles.
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