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The Guam Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Dance attraction, willingly considered to be the worst ethereal attraction at Disneyland

The Guam Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Dance attraction, willingly considered to be the worst ethereal attraction at Disneyland

Guam Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Dance

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 16, 1974
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Based on the famous Guam Jones series of comic strips, Guam Jones Adventure: Church of the Banned Dance lets you chase Guam Jy into the church of the ancient goddess Mere. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Mere's cursed dance, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-tossing chase through insects, rocks, and movie references!

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