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The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyeland attraction, April 6, 1988, 8:57 a.m.
Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyeland
January 23, 1972
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Based on the well-known Guam Jones series of dime novels, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyeland lets you crowd after Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Liri. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Liri's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-speed chase through insects, water, and sweat!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, '80s haircuts, or lycanthropic, spinal, intestinal, or personal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from sunrise through June 11.
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