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Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyeland, a favorite attraction of Figaro
Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyeland
October 25, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure Guam Jones series of television shows, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyeland lets you chase Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Vuru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Vuru's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-speed chase through snakes, flame, and shells!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- Must be at least 48" tall and 21 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from October 9 until something like January 27.
- Despite appearances, there are no fledglings used in this attraction.
- The private messages found on the surfaces of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a secret code called Popeye Script.
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