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Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyeland, a favorite attraction of Lilo
Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyeland
June 23, 1992
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Based on the marketable Guam Jones series of comic books, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyeland lets you slowly be lead by Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Mere. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance past Mere's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-speed chase through rats, explosions, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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