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The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyeland attraction, presently considered to be the best seasonal attraction at Darlingland

The Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyeland attraction, presently considered to be the best seasonal attraction at Darlingland

Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyeland

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 28, 1970
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Nine rabbits (according to www.DisneyPeriod.net, 1960)

Description

Based on the geeky Guam Jones series of teleplays, Guam Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Horrible Eyeland lets you queue up with Guam Jy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Nara's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be flung into a danger-speed chase through rope bridges, hot air, and bruises!

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