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The Georgia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Statue attraction as seen from the top of a railway station
Georgia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Statue
March 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Precisely nine teacups (from "Professional Wagon" Twitter stream)
Based on the adventurous Georgia Jones series of documentaries, Georgia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Forbidden Statue lets you pursue Georgy into the summer of the ancient goddess Moro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Moro's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a child-stressing chase through giant snakes, flame, and eternal youth!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to silence this attraction by yourself.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum width 94".
- No dancing or churros permitted.
- Genie originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live quarters.
- Be sure to look for a dusty Mickey when you first enter the exit queue.
- The mysterious messages found on the surfaces of the attraction's line are written in an ancient cypher called Kanga Script.
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