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Pictured: The Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Knee attraction during repairs
Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Knee
January 27, 2011
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Based on the famous Georgia Jones series of skits, Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Knee lets you chase Georgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself at Luru's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be flung into a maximum-speed chase through giant snakes, explosions, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, chest, intestinal, stomach, lycanthropic, or tongue issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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