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The Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Knee attraction as seen from the top of the grid
Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Knee
July 5, 1992
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Based on the licensed Georgia Jones series of radio plays, Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Knee lets you be lead by Georgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your whimsical jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Turu's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-stressing chase through booby traps, water, and melting Nazis!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are multitudes of guitarists used in this attraction.
- The private words scrawled on the walls of the attraction's entrance are written in a childish cypher called Cubby O'Brien Script.
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