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The Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Knee attraction, cunningly warning in the afternoon park light

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Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Knee

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 2015
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 89 minutes (or 32 minutes with a FASTPASS)
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Two smiles

Description

Based on the well-known Georgia Jones series of talkies, Georgia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Malicious Knee lets you chase Georgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Dere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Dere's cursed knee, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-stressing chase through snakes, explosions, and melting Nazis!

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