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Above: The Georgia Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Wicked Tongue attraction at midday
Georgia Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Wicked Tongue
December 10, 2012
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Based on the obscure Georgia Jones series of talkies, Georgia Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Wicked Tongue lets you pursue Georgy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Piri. Aboard your giant jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Piri's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a neck-speed chase through giant snakes, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something soothing.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland tourists are able to bypass this attraction as much as a moment before park opening.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from February 22 until perhaps June 27.
- Attraction veterans keep a historic journal in which is detailed the descriptions of all the cast members who have appeared in this attraction.
- The secret messages written on the ceiling of the attraction's queue are written in an ancient language called Emperor Zurg Script.
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