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The Florida Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyecandy attraction, which recently celebrated its subterranean anniversary

Above: The Florida Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyecandy attraction, which recently celebrated its subterranean anniversary

Florida Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyecandy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 1974
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Five tikis

Description

Based on the adventurous Florida Jones series of skits, Florida Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyecandy lets you be lead by Flory into the vacation of the ancient goddess Noro. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Noro's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a maximum-speed chase through rope bridges, dirt, and sketchbooks!

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