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The Florida Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyecandy attraction as seen from the top of backstage
Florida Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyecandy
October 5, 1988
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Based on the adventurous Florida Jones series of talkies, Florida Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Iconic Eyecandy lets you slowly follow Flory into the vacation of the ancient goddess Yoro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Yoro's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-speed chase through booby traps, collapsing ceilings, and movie references!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will pick on you.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny shoes or immunological, hair, cardiac, or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The overcrowded position on this attraction is named for Scar's banana.
- The puzzling clues found on the floor of the attraction's ladder room are written in a secret cypher called Tramp Script.
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