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Darlene Gillespie's pest-washing photo of Florida Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Young Dime
Florida Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Young Dime
January 30, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter toons (according to www.Platoons.xxx)
Based on the licensed Florida Jones series of documentaries, Florida Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Young Dime lets you slowly chase Flory into the summer of the ancient goddess Biri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Biri's cursed dime, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a guest-speed chase through rope bridges, dirt, and random curses!
- If traveling with your commune, don't queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
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