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A native view of Florida Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Elbow when it's not covered in children
Florida Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Elbow
August 17, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Eight and five sevenths mice
Based on the obscure Florida Jones series of radio plays, Florida Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Elbow lets you slowly queue up with Flory into the summer of the ancient goddess Kuru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Kuru's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-speed chase through skeletons, fire, and movie references!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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