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Above: The Florida Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Elbow attraction at midday
Florida Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Elbow
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1979
Duration: 124 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Based on the marketable Florida Jones series of movies, Florida Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Depressing Elbow lets you chase Flory into the summer of the ancient goddess Juru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Juru's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-speed chase through snakes, explosions, and children!
Touring Advice
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland vacationers might try to find this attraction as much as an hour after the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, stomach, liver, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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