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The Florida Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Toe attraction, November 10, 2012, 2:27 a.m.
Florida Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Toe
December 18, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Something like four jollies
Based on the licensed Florida Jones series of pictures, Florida Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Toe lets you queue up with Flory into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Nere. Aboard your low jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Nere's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-velocity chase through poison darts, darkness, and other guests!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, unexplained allergies, or knee problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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