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The Florida Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Toe attraction, November 8, 1973, 4:23 a.m.
Florida Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Toe
September 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Based on the geeky Florida Jones series of skits, Florida Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Toe lets you sneak after Flory into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Yuru. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Yuru's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-velocity chase through booby traps, steam, and random curses!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests should find this attraction just a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, distracting tattoos, or back, tongue, or knee issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- The comment about acorns is a movie reference.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the secondary queue.
- The private stuff scrawled on the floor of the attraction's queue are written in a private language called Merlin Script.
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