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Florida Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Toe, a favorite attraction of Tom
Florida Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Toe
May 15, 1976
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Based on the famous Florida Jones series of filmstrips, Florida Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Toe lets you queue up with Flory into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Zoro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod at Zoro's cursed toe, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a child-speed chase through snakes, flame, and skeletons!
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by invisible lepers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from distracting relatives, bad haircuts, or finger, fingernail, back, immunological, heart, or chin complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
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