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A surreal view of Florida Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyeglasses when it's not hidden in children
Florida Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyeglasses
January 13, 1967
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Based on the obscure Florida Jones series of filmstrips, Florida Jones Adventure: Museum of the Magic Eyeglasses lets you slowly follow Flory into the museum of the ancient goddess Qiri. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Qiri's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a mega-speed chase through whips, evil spirits, and random curses!
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of high speed or clothing, chest, or ankle issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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