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Below: The District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Heart attraction at a distance
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Heart
July 16, 2005
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Based on the obscure District of Columbia Jones series of comic strips, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Heart lets you chase Distry into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Kere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Kere's cursed heart, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a ultra-velocity chase through booby traps, rocks, and endless wealth!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
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- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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