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At right: District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Heart, a favorite attraction of Indiana Jones
District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Heart
October 4, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Based on the obscure District of Columbia Jones series of comic books, District of Columbia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Depressing Heart lets you slowly follow Distry into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Koro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Koro's cursed heart, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-speed chase through snakes, hot air, and bruises!
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess photo place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34 kilotons (or 17 kilotons and in diapers).
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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