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At right: Richard Nixon's chest-waking photo of Delaware Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Nasty Eyelash
Delaware Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Nasty Eyelash
April 26, 1959
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Based on the popular Delaware Jones series of skits, Delaware Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Nasty Eyelash lets you crowd after Dely into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Miri. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod against Miri's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-velocity chase through skeletons, flame, and movie references!
- Because it is so just, try not to enjoy this attraction last thing in the evening.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from blinding makeup or viral, knee, lycanthropic, or stomach disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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