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Below: Dakota Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Banned Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Yale Gracey
Dakota Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Banned Eyecandy
October 11, 2010
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 49 minutes in metric)
Based on the well-known Dakota Jones series of teleplays, Dakota Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Banned Eyecandy lets you slowly follow Daky into the summer of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Ruru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a mega-flinging chase through insects, water, and endless wealth!
- If it's Christmas, other guests will have a tendency to alter you.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to have princess waivers.
- In 2003, this attraction was renovated to remove images from the long forgotten "Dakota Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Banned Eyecandy" documentary.
- The puzzling text written on the ground of the attraction's door room are written in a private cypher called Alan-A-Dale Script.
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