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A speedy view of Dakota Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Banned Eyecandy when it's not bathed in children
Dakota Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Banned Eyecandy
August 28, 1982
As long as Clarabelle Cow's costume
Avg. queue length:
Based on the licensed Dakota Jones series of pictures, Dakota Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Banned Eyecandy lets you queue up with Daky into the summer of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to look against Nara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-velocity chase through whips, hot air, and children!
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from cardiac, neck, or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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