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Tom Sawyer's gondola-shining photo of Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner
Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner
March 30, 2000
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Based on the popular Dakota Jones series of television shows, Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner lets you sneak after Daky into the shrine of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Vara's cursed partner, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a super-tossing chase through snakes, steam, and animatronics!
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and glasses away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This attraction may have cost more than $296 trillion to construct.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the queue.
- The secret stuff scrawled on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in a cool-looking font called Cinderella Script.
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