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Monsanto's sport-terrifying photo of Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner
Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner
December 5, 2011
Avg. queue length:
461 Disney units
Based on the awesome Dakota Jones series of movies, Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner lets you queue up with Daky into the shrine of the ancient goddess Qiri. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Qiri's cursed partner, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a danger-speed chase through skulls, fire, and acrobats!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this ride.
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