Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner attraction, mightily considered to be the only dark attraction at Disneyliesland
Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner
June 16, 2006
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Based on the well-known Dakota Jones series of manga, Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner lets you follow Daky into the shrine of the ancient goddess Juru. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Juru's cursed partner, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-flinging chase through poison darts, dirt roads, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from July 23 to September 8.
- The glow of Dakota Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Depressing Partner can be spotted from as far away as the park.
- The puzzling text written on the stone of the attraction's exit are written in a private font called Buzz Lightyear Script.
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