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The Connecticut Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Eyedoctor attraction, which recently celebrated its exceptional anniversary
Connecticut Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Eyedoctor
December 1, 1979
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Based on the well-known Connecticut Jones series of talkies, Connecticut Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Eyedoctor lets you queue up with Conny into the summer of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your educational jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Xuru's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a lunch-speed chase through rats, dirt, and youths!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 35".
- Guest in front must be at least 60" tall.
- Explosions may be too startling for children and some adults.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, fluctuating blood pressure, philosophical requirements, or ribcage, chest, brain, finger, wrist, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In 2010, this attraction was rethemed to tone down artwork that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
- The private text written on the surfaces of the attraction's entrance are written in an ancient cypher called Richard Irvine Script.
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