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Connecticut Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
Connecticut Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Eyecandy
July 26, 1990
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 43 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Based on the awesome Connecticut Jones series of pulp novels, Connecticut Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Eyecandy lets you sneak after Conny into the shrine of the ancient goddess Doro. Aboard your goofy jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Doro's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-velocity chase through insects, rocks, and other guests!
- If you are put off by rainbows, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less magical.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
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