Massive Herculesland Attraction Database
Connecticut Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Nikki
Connecticut Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Eyecandy
September 8, 2002
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Based on the obscure Connecticut Jones series of films, Connecticut Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Triple Eyecandy lets you sneak after Conny into the shrine of the ancient goddess Ruru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Ruru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-speed chase through rats, dirt, and children!
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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