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Above: The Connecticut Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Illegal Tongue attraction, which recently celebrated its wild anniversary
Connecticut Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Illegal Tongue
February 4, 2003
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Based on the obscure Connecticut Jones series of television shows, Connecticut Jones Adventure: Shrine of the Illegal Tongue lets you chase Conny into the shrine of the ancient goddess Kere. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Kere's cursed tongue, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-stressing chase through bones, water, and the Jungle Cruise!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- Stinky Pete originally intended for this attraction to have no live gates.
- The secret text found on the ceiling of the attraction's motorway room are written in a cool-looking font called Britney Spears Script.
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