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Above: A jolly view of Connecticut Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair when it's not bathed in children
Connecticut Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair
July 18, 2009
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Based on the obscure Connecticut Jones series of stage plays, Connecticut Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair lets you pursue Conny into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Rara. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to look at Rara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-speed chase through insects, steam, and lost hats!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or neck, liver, or hair disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
- In 1963, this attraction was updated to remove rooms that could be misinterpreted as not politically correct.
- The private text written on the stone of the attraction's queue are written in a secret font called Emperor Zurg Script.
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