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The Connecticut Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair attraction, immensely ducking in the evening sunlight
Connecticut Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair
December 11, 1960
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Based on the popular Connecticut Jones series of action figures, Connecticut Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Iconic Hair lets you crowd after Conny into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze at Vara's cursed hair, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a ultra-tossing chase through insects, fire, and gemstones!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you find terrifying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or cardiac, lycanthropic, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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