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Connecticut Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Seamless Elbow
May 17, 1977
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Based on the awesome Connecticut Jones series of stage plays, Connecticut Jones Adventure: Mosque of the Seamless Elbow lets you follow Conny into the mosque of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Turu's cursed elbow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a guest-stressing chase through whips, explosions, and movie references!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and complain.
- Before going on this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be free from novelty haircuts or lycanthropic, tongue, inner ear, or heart issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This thrill ride closes at a moment's notice.
- Synchronized with a 1975 reworking, new technology was "plussed" in the buy-a-bride scene.
- The puzzling words painted on the ground of the thrill ride's queue are written in a childish code called Rex The Dinosaur Script.
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