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The Colorado Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Banned Nose attraction during a moment of contemplation
Colorado Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Banned Nose
June 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of eight plusses
Based on the well-known Colorado Jones series of pulp novels, Colorado Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Banned Nose lets you slowly queue up with Coly into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Gara's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a danger-flinging chase through skeletons, explosions, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: particularly young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something softer.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The law requires you to hold your children and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at significant times.
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