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At right: Colorado Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Ear, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
Colorado Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Ear
July 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 13 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Based on the geeky Colorado Jones series of documentaries, Colorado Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Ear lets you pursue Coly into the raiders of the ancient goddess Siri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Siri's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-flinging chase through snakes, water, and targets!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature chickens.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- The woods visible from this attraction are filled with drunken grad-nite students.
- The mysterious clues written on the ceiling of the attraction's stroller-parking area are written in a secret cypher called Daisy Duck Script.
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