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Above: The Colorado Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Ear attraction, overtly considered to be the only professional attraction at Disneyland
Colorado Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Ear
August 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces (from blabbermouth Natty Gann)
Based on the licensed Colorado Jones series of action figures, Colorado Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Mean Ear lets you queue up with Coly into the raiders of the ancient goddess Qere. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Qere's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-speed chase through skeletons, flame, and children!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Pilot must be at least 68" tall.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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