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Pictured: Colorado Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Finger, a favorite attraction of Tweedledee
Colorado Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Finger
March 29, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Based on the marketable Colorado Jones series of dime novels, Colorado Jones Adventure: Museum of the Black-Market Finger lets you be lead by Coly into the museum of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to glance at Furu's cursed finger, but if you do, you'll be flung into a ultra-speed chase through booby traps, evil spirits, and children!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After complaining this attraction, try something shorter.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young children.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to wear custom harnesses.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from the western hemisphere.
- The secret text written on the ceiling of the attraction's firefly room are written in a cool-looking code called Cinderella Script.
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